Hey...the names Jarrod. I'm a 23 year old student and menswear fashion marketing assistant in good 'ole Austin, Texas. I blog about menswear, style, food, graphic design, typography and my two cats, Cholula and Santosha. I also post regularly in 'My Awkward Tribulations' journal series about coming out as a new gay man. Hope you enjoy. Check out my Instagram at jarrodsalaiz

Posts tagged "truth"

radiolightning:

Do not be fooled, I am not that cute in person. I actually resemble a potato. My selfie game is just hella strong.

(via sacrebleu-cheese)

I use a large cylindrical Tupperware as a drinking glass, because I’m too lazy to make trips downstairs to refill.

I’ve locked myself in a cocoon of blankets inside my room, surviving off of chicken strips, macaroni and the top layer of someone else’s wedding cake (don’t ask). I think I’ve hit social reclusion.

(Hisses as roommate opens my bedroom door to see if I’m still alive)

My immediate reaction when I hear the doorbell: “shit…what did I do wrong?! Hide!!!”

Lame Confession: I pretend I’m in a commercial when I perform mundane tasks. (e.g. feeding my cats, mowing the lawn, watching a marathon of West Wing on Netflix)

I will pretty much imagine a faux relationship in my head with almost anyone that leaves an ask in my inbox.

My spirit animal

My spirit animal

(Source: trollsbetrollin, via neverbealoneagain)

pocketgnomesgarden:

A piece I did for Untapped Cities about Austin’s facial hair culture.  Check out the full article.  I wrote it too!
http://untappedcities.com/2013/01/10/spotlight-on-austin-facial-hair-pride/

pocketgnomesgarden:

A piece I did for Untapped Cities about Austin’s facial hair culture.  Check out the full article.  I wrote it too!

http://untappedcities.com/2013/01/10/spotlight-on-austin-facial-hair-pride/

(via backseatnomad-deactivated201304)

incarbonite:

Perfect. 

Me…every morning

incarbonite:

Perfect. 

Me…every morning

(Source: garfieldminusgarfield, via dothepaniccc)

did-you-kno:

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Fact: I have this allergy. My particular allergy is brought on when I eat wheat and then sweat. It’s called Wheat Dependent Exercise Induced Anaphylaxis. It rules my everyday decisions.

did-you-kno:

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Fact: I have this allergy. My particular allergy is brought on when I eat wheat and then sweat. It’s called Wheat Dependent Exercise Induced Anaphylaxis. It rules my everyday decisions.

(via did-you-kno)

I’m pretty sure my followers are unaware of my (or my blogs) existence

…and I’m curious as to why I have any?…I’ve decided it’s probably pity. 

My personal slogan this winter…decided to change the house chalkboard to match my personal beliefs.

My personal slogan this winter…decided to change the house chalkboard to match my personal beliefs.

(Source: thejrod)

There should really be a block on my Tumblr for when I’m drunk.

It’s dangerous for me to drink and blog.

Not sure if ironic or pathetic…

I’m reading ‘Dry’, a memoir by Augusten Burroughs about alcoholism recovery for a guy working in advertising. I’m doing this while drinking a beer in the middle of the day and simultaneously finishing some advertising work for my internship. This is either a sign that I should put down the beer…OR order another!